February 2012
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That Awkward Moment When
ftmark:
some of the people you’re crushing on follow your blog
and then they find out you’re insane
and then you don’t stand a chance in hell with them
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lovecrusader:
I just remembered part of my dream.
Someone put a bag of cotton candy in the microwave. It started popping into popcorn in all these cool colours.
Then it started overflowing, and the microwave started to open but it still cooked… And when it was all done, it just looked like ordinary popcorn.
uhm well you wanted to know some of my dreams right
NO FUCKING WAY
I AM NOT KIDDING. YOU NEED TO DO THIS. GOOGLE “what are these strawberries doing on my nipples? I need them for the fruit salad” AND CLICK THE AMAZON LINK AND IT’S A BOOK… SCROLL DOWN AND READ THE FUCKING CUSTOMER REVIEWS. hilarious. really crazy. or if you’re lazy http://www.amazon.com/WHAT-THESE-STRAWBERRIES-DOING-NIPPLES/dp/075151005X
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just start typing really fast, you'll love it. →
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http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tu
ahaha me recording my reaction to reading this story but I chickened out cos I didn’t want to see it again.. ahah i suck.
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grapedog:
I think in a relationship if you can’t fart in front of each other then maybe you should break up.
this fucking pandora station is blowing my mind. i can chill out even more now, don’t have to be dj, and this music is kinda perfect for right now. i never got the hype about pandora till just now.
Inside skin
You don’t need the place you’re in
Insole heel
I’m starting to...
– tobacco (via albinochimera)
storiesofavagabond asked: I read your about me and thought, "are they impersonating me?". I'm glad to see that others living this life with as much curiosity, love and simplicity as they can. It's funny because I'm just taking a break from donating another bag of clothes. I'm attempting to live off the necessities and simplicity. To read your about me during it all is coincidential. Anywho,...
I did not want to think so much about her. I wanted to take her as an...
– Erich Maria Remarque (via venebelle)
omg
I did not like to be touched, but it was a strange dislike. I did not like to be...
– Marya Hornbacher (Wasted)
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theycalledit-education:
Tell me, princess… When did you last let your heart decide?
I hate it when people stare at the stuff they...
And i’m over here like
NIGGA IZ U CLEANIN DAT WIT YO EYES?!
LMAO!!
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