;that which the sea breaks against

move, move, move.

NO FUCKING WAY

I AM NOT KIDDING. YOU NEED TO DO THIS. 
GOOGLE “what are these strawberries doing on my nipples? I need them for the fruit salad” AND CLICK THE AMAZON LINK AND IT’S A BOOK… SCROLL DOWN AND READ THE FUCKING CUSTOMER REVIEWS.

hilarious. really crazy.
or if you’re lazy

http://www.amazon.com/WHAT-THESE-STRAWBERRIES-DOING-NIPPLES/dp/075151005X  

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    i don’t know if i’m okay with having my name in huge font on the front of this book.
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